Mustang Sally

No shame in the minivan game

Mar 30, 2024

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Mustang Sally Buys a Minivan

The year is 1985. I have a mane of Farrah Fawcett Aqua Net hair and a Camaro I named Roxanne after the Police song. Roxanne matches my splendor with a signature of black pin stripes across her candy apple red sheen AND my initials scripted in the stripe on the driver’s side door. I am a vision of teen-age cool. I am a force …

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